Driving in Arizona is difficult enough as it is. All the state sponsored distractions like the constant stream of flashing intersection spy cameras and roadside creeper vans deployed by Australia’s Redflex Traffic Systems turn safe drivers in to nervous wrecks.
Now a Republican lawmaker from Payson, AZ wants to make sure you’re clean shaven and smiling with those big pearly whites while gazing directly at those speed and red light cameras while behind the wheel.
Hey Brenda, any chance you could skip the drive down to the state capitol for say, the rest of your life? Arizona motorists would be most thankful.
It’s pretty obvious that they’re tired of being video taped while driving through intersections by some of the FBI’s most wanted white collar criminals.
The bill she has introduced, called HB 2143, makes it a crime to mask your face from detection by those beloved scamera boxes and yes, even mentions facial hair.
Under Brenda’s proposed law, SANTA CLAUS would be pulled over and ticketed for a class 1 misdemeanor just for being his jolly old self.
Anyone’s who’s followed Brenda’s media gaffes over the past couple years knows that she’s quite fond of referring to other elected officials as “Der Fuhrer,” but as it turns out, that may have actually been praise she was lavishing.
You can find Brenda’s contact info here
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