Don’t ya hate it when there’s nothing on TV?

November 30, 2008

(Jump to video at Youtube)

(Or, See original Flashing Money Tree promo)

Roll Out! Janet Orders Vans Every 20 Miles

November 26, 2008

Janzilla has done it again. From

Napolitano has wasted no time in getting her photo radar plan operational. She ordered the first 42 mobile ticketing units stationed every twenty miles on Interstates 10 and 40 over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.

Gobble, gobble! Is turkey-neck Janet showing her lame duck colors? But wait, there’s more:

This means that an out-of-state family, unaware of the new program, could be hit with a total of twenty tickets while traveling with the flow of traffic between California and New Mexico. With court fees, the total cost of the citations would $3700.

These numbers don’t take into account the stationary (“flashing money tree”) units already littering the shoulders of our right-of-way.

NOTE: As far as we can tell, DP$ hasn’t figured out a way to serve out-of-state drivers, leaving the burden on in-state residents.

Ask for Shoba

October 22, 2008

Are you sick and tired of not having the cashflow you like? Wouldn’t it be nice to pay off all your bills in one day? Now, you can!

“Before this system, I used to live in a tree. But now, I own 17 houses!”

Just call and ask for Shoba: (480) 440-0647

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