Using a combination of “American Idol” meets “60 Minutes,” one lucky fraudulent scam cam will be selected each week to receive the “FRAUD” sign, and will be profiled to find their “human side.”
Unfortunately, the FRAUD signs are difficult to get out of the ground once planted, so we will just have to leave them up once photographed. We’re sure DPS and Redflex won’t mind.
So, This Week In FRAUD:
Name: “Canon the Camper”
Age: 2 months (DOB 10/5/2008)
Address: Homeless (lives on the US-60’s shoulder)
Hobbies: Sleeping… “Canon” is in a deep coma as he’s never been turned on, ruthlessly neglected by Papa Redflex and Momma DPS.
Trivia: “Towering” over motorists at almost five feet tall, Canon the Camper is a midget among midgets. Camper was voted “most likely to try to mate with your vacuum” before being melted down and reshaped into a thieving camera housing. His favorite movie is the Terminator series, due to his crush on Skynet, and wants desperately some day to help find Sarah Connor.